- As
Quiet as a Campfire...
VITAL, The
Netherlands:
"Hauswolff
may, to some at least, connected through his work with The HaflerTrio,
but also his work with Phauss is quite known. A lot of the music
Hauswolff produces is based on a specific concept. And concpetual
art finds as much interest in actually thinking of the concept,
as in the execution of the concept. To some conceptual art should
just be the concept, and not the execution itself, but this discussion
will not be repeated here. This LP deals with two of the greatest
composers of our century: John Cage and Arnold Schonburg. But
both composers are more to be remembered for what they wanted
to achieve then what they achieved themselves. Schonburg predicted
that one day people would whistle Schonburg tunes in the streets.
I never met such a person whistling a 12-tone tune... Cage's notion
of music and silence had a greater impact on composers our time
then his own compositions (but, in the words on Schonburg, his
teacher, he was an inventor, not a composer). The side of this
record that is called 'As Quiet As A Campfire - Analogue Motoric
And Electro-Magnetic Silence Disturbed by Intuitive Slumber' contains
audible hiss, that is indeed interrupted by some odd click of
some kind. The other side is called 'Mingling or Dodekaphonic
Drones Interfered By Known And Unknown Digital Phenomena' is thick
swirling drone (let's assume12 on top of eachother). Both sides
don't seem to take off anywhere, nor isthere a dramatic change
in there. But both carry a trancy effect, as time is not really
apparent and changes seem to be in there, well maybe somewhere,
and maybe I am just guessing wrongly. But a really nice executed
record of a nice concept, this surely is." (FdW)
Immerse (UK):
" CMvH, one
half of the Elgaland-Vargaland Monarchy, releases his first LP
for a good few years. Continuing in the tradition of his previous
ambitious sonic experiments, CMvH manages to capture a natural
ambience through artificial means better than any other proponent
of atmospherica I know. If I could compare these works to colours
then As Quiet As A Campfire would be brown, and Mingling would
be light grey descending into dark grey. With drones that are
subtle yet overbearing, CMvH is unsurpassed as usual." mFr
Magic Feet
(UK):
"Tell me you're
kidding, buddy. You're not? Oh dearie, dearie me...That a grown
man would dare to record in the first place and, incredibly, release
this steaming turd as a commercial recording is staggering. No,
really, it is. Not being too well acquainted with the recorded
output of both of the famous composers this piece of irritating
nonsense is dedicated to does not disqualify me from commenting
on it, either. Cage's manifesto of all sound as music and vice
versa holds true as this disc contains sound. Two sounds, to be
exact. On side one (vinyl only, although strangely it isn't given
the omniscient 'DJ friendly' tag for some reason - can't imagine
why), the Cage side, there's a 15-20 minute (can't be more precsie
- couldn't make it all way through) radio signal-type drone. And
that's all. Literally. Side two, the Schoenberg side, contains
a similar length treated-piano drone. And that's all. Literally.
I've never met CMvH and if I ever do I'll tell him what an utter
arse he is for being deluded enough to think this is music or
art or funny or a heartfelt tribute or anything at all, really.
The one merit it possesses is that it's guaranteed to piss any
relatively sane human off up to the point of violence which is
no bad thing because a) it's a hoot, if you don't get smacked,
and b) any kind of strong reaction (like actively hating a recording)
can only be healthy in a music world of largely drip-feed-familiar
arrangements of sound. It makes you think a bit, at the very least.
It made me think, for instance, "What an annoying dickhead CMvH
is" which is cool for CMvH if he's 'owt like me , because I've
always revelled in capsizing the apple cart of peoples' thought
processes. Especially when I were a lad as big as me Dad, etc.
etc...ad infinitum. At the end of the day, though only the most
truly tragic of Wire readers (all scare-a horse-at-800-yards-ugly
blokes with supercalifragilisticexpehalitosis to a man) will be
even remotely pretentiously interested in this, 'erm, music. Take
it from me, your shekels would be far more wisely invested in
a field recording of a variety of liquids of different viscosity
and colouration being shot out of Yeheudi Menuhin's anus into
a stainless steel kazi in Afghanistan on a late Autumn afternoon
called "Dedicated to Carl Michael von Hausswolff" by Andrew W
McCall Smith, out now on Pretentious, moi? Records." Andy McCall
Smith